It Never Happened in America
Posted by: Eolaí on July 28th, 2008
While eating an egg last week here in Ireland it occurred to me that it had never happened to me in America.
About 10 minutes earlier I was asked if I wanted an egg.
That’s all I was asked.
-Do you want an egg?
My grandmother taught me it was polite to say yes, so I said yes. Plus, I quite fancied an egg.
-Do you want an egg?
That’s what I was asked. And that’s what I answered.
I wasn’t asked if I wanted it easy over. Or hard up, for that matter.
I wasn’t asked if I wanted it sunny side up. Or arseways down.
I wasn’t asked if I wanted the yolk runny or hard. Or broken.
I wasn’t even asked if I wanted a fried egg.
That never happened to me in America.
So it was easy to say yes.
But that’s not all that never happened to me in America. The egg I was given was indeed fried. It was burnt, in fact. Just the way my grandmother in Dublin used to cook them for me.
And I loved it. Because I like eggs. And I don’t care what shape they are or how you cook them or what they look like. And when a big dirty mug of tea hits that film of grease left on my lips from a fried egg, it’s better than…well, I’m probably getting a little personal.
How do you like your eggs?
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