An Irish View: 25 Things About Kansas City, MO
For the thousands of new readers this week, here’s a list of posts relevant to life in Kansas City as seen through the eyes of somebody actually from Ireland.
But are those Irish eyes smiling? Are those Irish eyes beguiling? And are those eyes gleaming with love my dear, that could light the skies above?
For regular readers, hang in there - I’m painting. Or in other words, I don’t know which way is west, all the clocks say two o’clock, everything’s gone green
25 Things About Kansas City then, from an Irish perspective:
1. The Weather Is Unseasonable
2. Things Are Heard For The First Time
3. The Temperature Is Known By Everybody
4. Getting Legal Is An Issue
5. Social Events Don’t Last Too Long
6. Things are Bigger, like Chemists, and Choice
7. Some Things Really Impress Me
8. Rules Are Made and Adhered To
9. Buying Socks Can Be Difficult
10. Halloween is not Irish
11. Everybody Has Fun, and They Know How Much
12. Buying a Book Can Be Epic
13. It’s Very Dry, Except When it’s Extrememly Wet
14. It’s Very Complicated for Kids to Play Soccer
15. Turkey Isn’t All That Plentiful
16. Everyone’s a Winner, Especially the Kids
17. Good Seats At Arrowhead Are Too Easy
18. Slavery Isn’t Mentioned Much
19. Neither Is the War
20. English Heritage Doen’t Get Much Attention
21. Neither Does Ireland’s Female Patron Saint
22. It’s Easier Being White
23. Even In Banks, Foreign Currencies Aren’t Liked
24. Geography & Science Questions Are Never Far Away
25. Nobody Gets Upset With The Irish On St. Patrick’s Day
This post, a repackaging and new presentation of older material, is my tribute to The Corrs
And There’s More:
• In The Spring It Smells Like Wet Knickers