Posted by: Eolaí on November 14th, 2006
Christmas
-Do you guys have Christmas in Ireland?
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• Leaves Changing Colour
• Guns, the Americans, and the English
• African-Americans
Posted by: Eolaí on November 6th, 2006
Misled
-Hey, that couple are after getting married on a beach; didn’t you get married on a beach?
-No. I got married TO a beach
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Posted by: Eolaí on November 2nd, 2006
Impressions
-How is with him now?
-We’re not talking to each other at the moment
-Why not?
-Well he’s been really annoying me lately, and then a couple of […]
Posted by: Eolaí on November 1st, 2006
Nutrition
-Is that candy?
-Kind of, yeah
-What kind of candy is it?
-Vanilla Yogurt Covered Raisins
-Raisins?
-Yes. God made them
-Raisins aren’t candy
-But luckily for you they’re covered in sugar
-You […]
Posted by: Eolaí on October 26th, 2006
Left
-You guys drive on the wrong side of the road don’t you?
-We drive on the left, yes
-Do you not find that weird?
-Not there, no. But […]
Posted by: Eolaí on October 23rd, 2006
What did Munster prove yesterday?
A point
In what manner of maximum informativeness?
The most telling
In front of a home crowd in what combustible state?
Fired-up
What source of usable […]
Posted by: Eolaí on October 20th, 2006
From Euros to Dollars: Banking in the MidWest
-Hello, xyz-commerical-bank head office. How may I help you?
-Yeah, howaya, I’m an xyz-commerical-bank customer and I just wanted […]
Posted by: Eolaí on October 18th, 2006
-How’s the form?
-Grand
-Where’s head the ball?
-He did a legger
-Not on his nifty fifty?
-It’s banjaxed
-But it’s perishing
-Least it’s not teeming
-It was desperate before
-I think he took […]
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Posted by: Eolaí on September 26th, 2006
Greeting
-Hi
-Or in your case, Wide
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• Leaves Changing Colour
• Someone From Europe
• A Kansas City Phone Call to Ireland
• Conversations of the Midwest, of […]
Posted by: Eolaí on September 22nd, 2006
Rumours
-Will I get ya a drink?
-Yeah, get us a pint
-And herself?
-No, don’t get her anything; she has one on the way
-And that’s how rumours start
See […]
Posted by: Eolaí on September 21st, 2006
Round
-D’ya want a pint?
-Stout please. My, that’s a big round!
-No, you’re a big round
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• Rommel
• Leaves Changing Colour
• A […]
Posted by: Eolaí on September 13th, 2006
County
-My family are Irish
-So are mine
-That’s very funny
-And yet you’re not laughing
-I’m 25% Irish
-Then why isn’t the other 75% laughing?
-I’m one sixteenth Cherokee
-And the other […]
Posted by: Eolaí on August 30th, 2006
Dressing
-Your t-shirt is on inside out
-I know, and my underwear is on back to front
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• A Kansas […]
Posted by: Eolaí on August 11th, 2006
Shirt
-So do you like the shirt I bought you?
-Yeah, you were lucky; it’s a nice shade of blue
-It’s green
-Well, it’s a nice shade of green […]
Posted by: Eolaí on August 10th, 2006
Dinner
-That chicken was really nice
-You should have been with us last week; we had roast beef
-You didn’t invite us last week
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Posted by: Eolaí on August 9th, 2006
Golf
-Put the golf on
-I think this gentleman here is watching the soccer
-Oh. He is?
-Yes, he’s been here for some time
-Are you watching that?
-Yes
-Oh. You are?
-Yes
-Why […]
Posted by: Eolaí on August 7th, 2006
Engagement
-She just got engaged
-What’s he like?
-He’s a biker
-He’d have to be
-They’re living together in bliss
-That’s handy for the motorway
Some Other Conversations:
• Leaves Changing Colour
• Someone […]
Posted by: Eolaí on August 1st, 2006
Champagne
-I have a bottle of Bollinger at home
-You have in your bollinger
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• Questions and Answers
• Men
• A Kansas City Phone Call to Ireland
Posted by: Eolaí on July 31st, 2006
Fellas
-If all other fellas were like me, then you wouldn’t treat me like them
-Fellas aren’t like you
-They are; I’ve seen them in the showers
See Other […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 28th, 2006
Moustache
-If you’ve got a moustache and wash your hair at a sink immediately after washing your face but before drying your face, water goes up […]
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