Posted by: Eolaí on July 26th, 2006
Poster
-Do you like Michael Bolton?
-That’s Curtis Steigers
-Oh. Well, do you like Curtis Steigers?
-I hate Curtis Steigers
-Oh. Well, do you like Michael Bolton?
-I hate Michael Bolton
See […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 24th, 2006
Slade
-Does anybody know where Slade Road is?
-It’s just off Dave Hill
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• Rommel
• The Driving Range
• Don’t Say You’re Not American
• All Irish […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 24th, 2006
The first time I saw a gun in America was on the west coast. A marine in California proudly pulled this plastic case from under […]
Read: Guns, the English, and Americans »
Posted by: Eolaí on July 20th, 2006
Holidays
-Why isn’t he here?
-He’s on his holidays
-Where’s he gone?
-Don’t know. Diving somewhere
-For how long?
-Until his air runs out
See other Irish Conversations if you can bear […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 17th, 2006
Bones
-Where is that accent from? Are you from Australia? New Zealand?
-Ireland
-I’m from Ireland. And from Scotland, Wales and England
-Okay
-See my hair?
-Yes
-It used to be bright […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 12th, 2006
Canal
–D’ya know when you were young?
-Yeah
-Did ya useta go swimmin’ in the canal?
-Nah, had ta go shoppin’ with me oul wan
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• American […]
Posted by: Eolaí on July 3rd, 2006
Fourth
-How do you celebrate the Fourth of July in Ireland?
See also:
• #11 - Jimmy
• #10 - European Food
• All Irish Conversations - Midwest, Dublin Pubs, […]
Posted by: Eolaí on June 28th, 2006
-What day is it, children?
-Wednesday, Miss
-And what do we do on Wednesdays, children?
-We listen to Irish music, Miss
-And where do we listen to […]
Read: Irish Music in the Midwest »
Posted by: Eolaí on June 7th, 2006
Questions
-Did ya see that film last night?
-Isn’t that a typical French film, loads of people knobbing and then a close up of a coffee pot?
-Your […]
Posted by: Eolaí on June 6th, 2006
Going Out
-I’m not going out with anybody at the moment, honest, it’s just that every once in a while somebody takes advantage of me
-How come […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 31st, 2006
Jimmy
-Where are you from
-Ireland. Dublin
-Ahh, Jimmy
-Jimmy?
-Yes. I have a friend called Jimmy. He is from Dublin
-I see
-Do you know him?
-Jimmy?
-Yes
-Jimmy from Dublin?
-Yes
-He lives in Dublin?
-Yes
-Just […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 30th, 2006
Speaking of things British, you know what I miss leads me to celebrate conversations, well Kansas City based documentary-maker Roldy has been having his own […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 28th, 2006
Safety Pin
-You’re doing things different this time
-I know, I even wear shoes most of the time
-But you keep your trousers fastened by a safety pin
-That’s […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 27th, 2006
European Food
-Hey, you’re from Europe, right?
-Yes
-Have you ever eaten their food?
-European food?
-Yes. Don’t you think it’s weird?
-What do you mean?
-Like the Mediterranean, have you ever […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 26th, 2006
Divorce
-I just think that it’s wrong for a society where having divorced parents is the norm
-But surely the fact that divorce is so common, and […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 25th, 2006
-Smack d’arse off it
[whack]
-Ah feck it
-You’re hookin’ it sham
-What d’ya reckon Pandas?
-I reckon you’re hookin’ it alright
-Do it like this Mickser. See it’s goin’ […]
Read: The Driving Range »
Posted by: Eolaí on May 24th, 2006
Lost
-Excuse me ladies
-Excuse me ladies, me arse
-What time is it?
-Three, ten after, just turned
-Have you found me a route yet?
-No. You’re going to get hopelessly […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 22nd, 2006
Nothing
-Am I wasting my time with him?
-Well if you are you’re not wasting very much of it
-We’ve got nothing to talk about, and that’s bad […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 19th, 2006
Rain
-And is she well at the moment?
-Well I didn’t tackle her last night
-Does she have to be tackled by you in order to feel well?
-She […]
Posted by: Eolaí on May 18th, 2006
Scenery
-Are you from southern Ireland or northern Ireland?
-Eastern
-You know what I mean
-You probably mean that I am from southern Ireland
-Is it not to the south […]
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