Irish Conversation in the American Midwest #17
Nutrition
-Is that candy?
-Kind of, yeah
-What kind of candy is it?
-Vanilla Yogurt Covered Raisins
-Raisins?
-Yes. God made them
-Raisins aren’t candy
-But luckily for you they’re covered in sugar
-You said Yogurt
-And you didn’t say thank you
-I don’t like yogurt
-Cholesterol free, and low on the old Trans Fat
-Do you not have any candy?
-Why? Are you running low?
-Everybody else gives candy
-Well these have 14 grams of sugar per recommended serving of 30 grams. That’s almost half you know; you won’t have to eat too much and they’ll rot your teeth nicely so you won’t need to wear that mask next year
-I’m not coming back next year
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