Irish Conversation in a Dublin Pub #21
Moustache
-If you’ve got a moustache and wash your hair at a sink immediately after washing your face but before drying your face, water goes up your nose
-Being a girl I’ll bear that in mind in case I ever grow a moustache
-Well you’ve started so you may as well finish
-I don’t like you because you are small and you are horrible, in that order
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