Days That Tell Us How To Think #142
Yes it’s that time of the year again.
In America, that is. In Ireland that time of the year is a different time of the year, and passed a few weeks back.
So what are you going to do on Mother’s Day in America? Here’s a little list of helpful suggestions for ya:
1) If you love your mother, phone your mother.
2) If you don’t love your mother, phone your mother and don’t wish her a Happy Mother’s Day.
3) If you love your Mother but she’s in Ireland and you think she might be unaware that it’s Mother’s Day in the US where you are, be very careful what you do.
4) If you love your mother but she’s being really inconsiderate to you lately, and to boot hasn’t phoned you for ages, phone your father. Only do this if your mother and father haven’t separated.
5) And if you love somebody else’s mother, set them free.
See Things Very Closely Related To These Concepts:
• I’m Reminded of the British Police by Valentine’s Day in the USA
• Merry Christmas: USA & Ireland Little Differences #14
• Fathers’ Day
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