Irish Conversation in the American Midwest #3
Someone From Europe
-Excuse me sir
-Yes?
-Where are you from?
-I’m from Ireland
-Iowa?
-Ireland
-Island?
-IRE-land
-Ireland?
-Yes
-Where’s that?
-It’s in Europe
-Oh. Hey everybody! Listen up! We’ve had people here today from all over the world. At breakfast we had people from Australia, and tonight we’ve had people from London and from France. And now we have someone from EUROPE!
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Isn’t Europe a country?
-Oh, I just l-o-v-e your accent, are you from London?
-England? No.
-Well where?
-Where might you guess?
-I dunno.
-Can you think of other English speaking countries?
-I dunno. Where are you from?
-New Zealand.
-Well, I was close.
-Not really, it’s literally on the other side of the world, about 24 hours by plane.
-But still, your accent, I was close.
Please, oh please, tell me this isn’t so.