Choosing To Be Irish
The crazy season is over for this year and it’s great that you enjoyed yourself.
But remember children, just because every year daddy wears silly clothes and really likes corned beef doesn’t mean he gets to choose that you’re Irish; nationalities don’t work that way. Daddy doesn’t have that sort of power.
I know we say “everybody’s Irish”, but they’re not; we’re just trying not to be rude by pointing out the obvious.
So unless you’re a Hoffenpurpenburger, you might want to clear off now and start to get ready to pretend you’re Mexican, and we’ll see you the next time you choose to be Irish.
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