Be Wary of Man with Irish Tattoo
In Irish KC’s claim to all things Irish in the Kansas City area and beyond, I should acknowledge that a man believed to have a tattoo on the back of his neck with the word “Irish”, and to be in Kansas-Missouri area - most likely Overland Park, KS - is sought by police in connection with a fatal shooting in Boulder, Colorado on Monday night.
To be fair I see women every day of the week with “Irish” scrawled across their chests and I’m wary of them too.
While you’re checking out the back of the Irish tattooed murder suspect’s neck - some mistletoe should get you started on that mission - be aware that the police say “Mark” or “Chris” is considered armed and dangerous.
-Excuse me sir, are you armed?
-I certainly am
-And are you dangerous?
-What kind of a question is that?
-Never mind. Hey, nice tattoo! Are you Irish?
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