An Irish Joke
I made up a joke over the weekend. It was for the benefit of two young children during a riddle fit.
Q. What goes “Moo” and swims in a Chinese restaurant in Belfast?
In the great tradition of unwanted emails I won’t tell you the answer straight away. Instead I’ll give you a moment to think of the answer, or scroll down.
I should add that it makes me laugh every time I tell it. Hard. Even right now just thinking of it has me laughing so much I’m finding it tricky to type. Plus my fingers are close to numb.
Are you ready?
just remember that if you ever hear this joke again, this is where it started.
The answer is:
A Koi.
Ha, ha ha!
No of course the kids didn’t get it, but they’re kids so they laughed anyway. I think I might make up some more.
Eolaí gan Fhéile:
I’m sorry, Eolai, I don’t get it either….
Martha - it’s aural.
I had to imagine my Belfast uncle saying it and then I got it.
“I got in me kyarrr and drove over the kyaatt”
Don’t give up the painting Eolaí.
Devin - You’re not wrong.
Sniffle - You are wrong.