12 Answers
-Hang on, aren’t you supposed to be posting more paintings today, and showing us something else you’re working on?
-Well I’m glad you asked, and in a tribute to the educational system of America, I give you a multiple choice from which to choose my answer.
-You couldn’t just give us a straight answer?
a) It’s been wonderfully wet and memerizingly misty, much too grey for photographing paintings
b) I’ve been wading through over 3,500 spam comments on another of my sites
c) The juncos have arrived in the back garden and it’s impossible not to watch them all day
d) Hoffenpurpenburger Day is special so I treated myself to a three-film bonanza of traditional swords-and-sandals epics
e) I’ve decided all the almost-finished paintings are rubbish so have started painting each one of them from scratch again
f) I’m burnt out after the long build-up to Paddy’s Day
g) I’m burnt out after the indulgences of Paddy’s Day
h) I’ve been arguing non-stop with the dog as to the minimum number of items necessary to qualify a post as a list
i) I’ve been following Pakistan set Zimbabwe an impossibly high target of runs thereby ensuring Ireland qualify for the World Cup Super-8 regardless of tomorrow’s performance against the West Indies
j) After the oppression of last week’s greenness, I’m catching up on e-mails, feeds, and being Irish
k) I’m somebody who refuses to work
l) All of the above
m) - Includes l) plus other stuff we don’t know about. Or you’re not saying.
ps. That fekin dog of yours is worse than mine. Always bitching. If not at me then … you know … the other kind of bitching.
I can’t say