What Is It Like To Be Irish?
• You eat people
• Your music has more than two dimensions
• You love sports nobody, not even you, plays
• You’re surprised by American soul singers
• You win literary prizes
• You don’t watch Murdoch’s news
• You’re not afraid of Australian women
• You respond to leaving overcast weather
• You’re tuned in to democracy. Technically
• You know nothing about Australia
• You enjoyed Hallowe’en more when you were a kid