The Driving Range
-Smack d’arse off it
[whack]
-Ah feck it
-You’re hookin’ it sham
-What d’ya reckon Pandas?
-I reckon you’re hookin’ it alright
-Do it like this Mickser. See it’s goin’ ta roll anyway, there’s no need to lift it so high
[whack]
-Nice shot
-The usual, ya know
-Well Pandas, what I am not doing that Stalóg is?
-You’ve got your legs further apart
-You know you might be right
[whack]
-And you’re hooking it
-Ah feck it
-Look Mick, swing naturally
[whack]
-See, another perfect one - except I can’t seem to get the distance
-Heard ya didn’t seem to get the distance last Thursday night
-Listen Pandas-Can’t-Swim, I got more bleedin’ distance than you’ve ever been
-Don’t - you’re putting Mickser off his hook
[whack]
-Ah feck it
-Change clubs sham
-Where’s the point? I’m crap, amn’t I Pandas?
-You’re pretty bad alright, yeah
-Pandas, you should hit a few
-Nah, not for me. I’m happy enough watching
-You should try out the practice green
-What for?
-To practice
-But I don’t play the game
-But ya might
-I won’t
-Ya might
[whack]
-Ah feck it
-Anyone going to the video tonight?
-I am
-What about you Mickser?
-Nah, I’m going to that comedy thing with The Bush
-He’s not going either then?
-You know he never goes; he doesn’t like the small screen
[whack]
Ah feck it anyway
-But that was perfect, no hook at all
-That’s the problem. If they all hooked I could aim over there
-Go on Pandas, just hit a couple out of my bucket
-I told you I don’t like the game
-Why not?
-I’ve never seen anyone enjoy it
-We enjoy it
-No yehs don’t. Look at Mickser - are you enjoying this?
-Well not today, no
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