For the T-shirts… flag on front and back says…
Slow Ahead. Saintly collision.

Actually…. there’s a profound thing going on with
that flag. It’s like one of those kid’s color games
from a highlights magazine where you stare at
some color box and then look away onto a white
sheet of paper and you see “other colors”.

Stare at the flag above, then look onto white paper.

If you don’t see orange and green then either cut
back on the haggis or have another guinness.